some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."
"what are you wearing?"
List of significant females on Supernatural to wear plaid
List of significant females on supernatural who aren’t fucking dead
plaid saves the day
This explains why even when the Winchesters die, they don’t stay dead. Chronic plaid-wearing makes them immune.
When you’re sightreading a piece and suddenly it gets 10x harder
don’t be fuckin rude
the last kid’s comment is so sweet tho
This is a better me than me.
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Jean in every Jeanmarco fic I’ve read.
“average city contains 3 superheroes” factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average city contains 0 superheroes. New Yeorg City, which is situated on a harbor and contains over 10,000 superheroes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
on ur period like
HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER
I may or may not have a problem
here, a matching Sollux.
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